I've been performing stand-up, music and on-stage geekery since 2003. This is my CV describing the notable things I've done in that time.
A poem about animals playing instruments.
A poem about our other cat (Cleo).
I am hiding. Find me if you can!
A poem about a little dinosaur.
One of my favourite poems - written during a trip to London.
A poem about being awkward with girls as a child. Semi-autobiographical.
I wrote this poem while a rock band was playing (I was MCing a music gig in Derbyshire). It's about my hat.
I've had a request for the mouse to get his own back (after the poor mouse yesterday got attacked by a cat and then eaten by an owl). So this one is for Johnny Nigma. It's a Tanka (similar to a Haiku but different syllable structure - 5,7,5,7,7).