#099 (a) - 99
The only thing better
Than a 99 ice-cream
Is a double
99 ice-cream.
Or a 198.
#099 (b) - Pen-ultimate
I have in my hand
The ultimate pen
It slays evil ghouls
And defends honest men
I think that it's stronger
Than all of your swords
It can in one stroke
Destroy goblin hordes
But what it does most
Yes, most of the time
Is think up a simple, innocuous rhyme.